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Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :
 
ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
 
little_princess
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Suggest Revision: My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
 
Guardian
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Suggest Revision: Life is SO much better with whipped cream on top.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does.
 
Miss_MaryJaneeee
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Suggest Revision: Life isn't a Burger King. You can't always have it your way.
 
IntegraX97
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Suggest Revision: Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
 
AshyBoo
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Suggest Revision: Everything good in life is either illegal or fattening.
 
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