Funny Life Quotes & Sayings

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 Henry James Byron quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Life's too short for chess.
 
 Friedrich Nietzsche quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Live in danger. Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius.
 
 Lewis Grizzard quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
 
 Elbert Hubbard quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Life is just one damned thing after another.
 
 Charlie Chaplin quotes 
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Suggest Revision: In the end, everything is a gag.
 
 Somerset Maugham quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
 
 Jeff Marder quotes 
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Suggest Revision: We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
 
 Jane Sherwood Ace quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Home wasn't built in a day.
 
 Oscar Wilde quotes 
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Suggest Revision: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
 
 Janet Coleman quotes 
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Suggest Revision: To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
 
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