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Suggest Revision: The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
 
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Suggest Revision: My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I propose to my future wife, I'm going to put a ring in a Pokeball, get down on one knee, and say 'I choose you.'
 
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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Suggest Revision: You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
 
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
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Suggest Revision: A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 
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Suggest Revision: The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
 
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Suggest Revision: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
 
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Marriages are made in heaven but al hell will break lose once the marriage just does not work. Statistics say that the numbers of marriages that end in failure are more than those that are successful. It is difficult o find whose fault it is but it is very easy to blame each other for the failure. So, wise men are those who just get away with life easily by taking marriage as just another event in the life and adjust accordingly with humor. Read these quotes on funny marriage they bring instant smile to your face. ““it’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married”. After all marriage is sharing purely based on faith but one man says “marriage is give and take. You would better give it to her or she will take it anyway”. Read these quotes on funny marriage and have a good laugh.
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