Funny New Year Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find Funny New Year quotes about:
Total: 42 Quotes
Africa_child_
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Africa_child_
 Happy New Year quotes   New Years Wishes quotes   New Years Greetings quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes   Funny New Years Resolution quotes 
Suggest Revision: My resolution is to decipher the hidden meaning in your resolution.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny New Year quotes   Funny New Years Resolution quotes   Funny Workout quotes   Fitness Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 New Year Funny quotes   Funny New Year quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
Tuesday, May 21
Today's most popular search phrases
18th Birthday Boy   Akbar The Great   Alcoholic Mother   Angels Wings   Being Strong   Birthday Wishes To Sir   Brave Face Sad Tears Crying Strong   Bro   Catholic Confirmation   Complications   Dallas Cowboys Losing   Donuts   End Of The Year   Feeling So Lost   First Monthsary   Flirt Girls   Flirty Poems   Frienship Poems   Funny Smiley Faces   Funny Twin Sister   Get Here Back   Girl Best   Going Crazy   Good Morning To Send Your Girl   Goodbye My Friends Goodbye   Highest Voted   Hot Caption   Information War   Informed Electorate Democracy   Its So Windy Jokes   Life Wishes   Marriage Reconciliationed Up   Mother Daughter And   My Dream Girl   No Matter Where You Go   Punjabi Computer   Rebel Girl   Rereading Our Old   Salvation A   Short Simple   Sports Related   Sports Spectators   Sports Vs Education   T C Douglas   Youre On My Mind  
Sponsored
Remove Ads
Become a Member!
  • Gain access to thousands of new quotes only available to registered users.
  • Browse the site a lot faster with fewer advertisements.
  • Collect your favorite quotes to access and share at any time.
  • 100% Free! We will never charge you anything and our content is completely user driven!
    • Sponsored
    Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
    Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.