Funny Single Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
 
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Suggest Revision: Married people are fatter on average anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single you don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single and you buy something yummy, you don't have to buy twice as much.
 
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Suggest Revision: Being single means a one bedroom apartment feel more spacious with only one person.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are sinlge you never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
 
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Suggest Revision: Because I'm single I don't have to change my life because someone else has jealousy issues.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you are single, the only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
 
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