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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.	422 up, 31 down

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That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!'

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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

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Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.

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Summer should get a speeding ticket.

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It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...

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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

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I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

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Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.

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Summer is the time when after a long period of indoors, people dash out to enjoy their vacation. Beaches, public places, parks swimming pools become crowded with summer lovers. Kids would like to build castles on the sands of the beaches during summer. James dent says “a perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing the brides are singing and the lawn mower is broken”. Some people dread summer as it may be too hot to handle like Sydney smith who said, “ it was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones “. But let us enjoy summer in moderation and share these quotes on summer with others who welcome it.

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