Funny Workout Quotes & Sayings

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JesusIsNeverDone
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Suggest Revision: Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
 
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Suggest Revision: I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds.
 
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Suggest Revision: Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
 
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