Golf Quotes & Sayings

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 Kevin Costner quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if youre not good at them.
 
 Chi Chi quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
 
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Suggest Revision: After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
 
 Brian Weis quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
 
 Dan Marino quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Swing hard in case you hit it.
 
 Jack Benny quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
 
 Sam Snead quotes 
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Suggest Revision: These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
 
 Jack Nicklaus quotes 
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Suggest Revision: There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
 
 Bob Hope quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
 
 David Brenner quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper
 
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Golf is a club-and-ball sport which requires lots of precision. Golfers compete against each other and strive to drive the balls to each of the holes on the golf course. The golfer, who uses the maximum number of strokes in the process, wins the game and battle of precision. Golfing course area is not restricted to any particular standard area. The number of holes on the golf course may be 9 or 18 holes. Shia LaBeouf had once remarked, “And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.” Golf is an outdoor game which was played in the 15th century. Golf balls are spherical and are pock-marked by dimples. These dimples decrease air turbulence around the ball in motion, consequently decreasing the aerodynamic drag. This allows the ball to fly farther.
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