Hilarious Christmas Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
 
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Suggest Revision: You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
 
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Suggest Revision: If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanks for going to the office holiday party in a Christmas sweater that's more embarrassing than my behavior.
 
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Suggest Revision: I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Congratulations on having a Christmas tree that's more real than your breasts.
 
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Suggest Revision: Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.
 
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Suggest Revision: My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
 
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