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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Suggest Revision: On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
 
Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) Fuck it. I'll buy my own shit.
 
If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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Suggest Revision: If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
 
Team_Dope_
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Suggest Revision: You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
 
chrisjr
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Suggest Revision: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
 
carlosbanks47
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Suggest Revision: I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
 
DopeySwaggz
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Suggest Revision: Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
 
ms.iliveuplife
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Suggest Revision: Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
 
Senoraroy
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Suggest Revision: I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face!
 
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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.
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