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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane.
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All sincere boys fall in love with stupid girls, all sincere girls fall in love with stupid boys, I am neither stupid nor sincere, that's why I am 'SINGLE'.
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When times are troubled, SMILE. When disaster threatens, LAUGH. When asked your age, LIE.
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I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.
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It's amazing how stupid you can be when you're in love.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.
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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer!
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Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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How am I supposed to grow up and make life choices when I still use my fingers to count, and I still sing the whole alphabet to find out which letter comes next.
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There are three sides to an argument, your side, my side, and the right side, which is still my side!
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
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Marriage is a WORKSHOP. Where man works and woman shops!
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I'm really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don't care.
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Falling in love should be covered by insurance or at least Life alert.
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Life is ephemeral, Don't waste it looking up Big words.
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