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Suggest Revision: Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
 
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Suggest Revision: My mom was a little weird. When I was little she would make chocolate frosting. And she'd let me lick the beaters. And then she'd turn them off.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
 
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Suggest Revision: The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
 
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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.
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