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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

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That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.

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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.

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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...

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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'

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3 blonds were driving to Disney World: The sign said 'Disney World Left,' so they started crying, turned around and drove home.

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Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?' Student; 'Sorry, but Kanye West didn't let me finish...'

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Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than all your friends.

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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.

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There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.

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