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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.

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If you think sex is a big pain in the ass, try different position.

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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

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You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.

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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.

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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!

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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.

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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.