Monday Quotes & Sayings

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LuNaTiC
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Suggest Revision: If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
 
james_johnson
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
 
Swaggy
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Suggest Revision: Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
 
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Suggest Revision: Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
 
k_jenkins
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Suggest Revision: I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so damn close to Monday.
 
sqadmin
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Suggest Revision: This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.
 
pratibha17dec
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Suggest Revision: Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
 
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