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As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

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I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

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Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

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Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

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Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

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I never knew that leaving someone would turn them into an alcoholic and a pothead...Thinking that maybe I made a mistake.

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I swear

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Pothead is someone who smokes marijuana habitually. One who is under the influence of marijuana cannot be expected to utter sane and thoughtful things but sometimes it so happens that some interesting quotes flow from their mouth. This one is an example. “Struggle is the enemy but weed is the remedy”. Pothead always enjoys solitude but he also enjoys the company of other potheads. There are numerous ways by which a pothead can be identified. You start every sentence with a –uhhh! You wear sunglasses at night and see better; you sell your car for gas money and many more. Though it is amusing to see and observe the actions of pothead, it is, as we all know, not a healthy thing and the addiction leads to nothing short of death. Here are a few quotes on pothead. Read them and get lessons from other’s experience.