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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Abraham Lincoln quotes

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'

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He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.

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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

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I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.

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She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have everything.

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He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

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