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When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

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Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'

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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.

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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.

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I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep."

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I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps.

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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.

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Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.

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All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.

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Being sarcastic is a kind of satire that if taken in a lighter vein is healthy and witty. But when it crosses the limit and tends to wound the feelings of other people, it takes an ugly turn. For instance, this quote can be taken lightly and laughed off” you were looking good from afar…now you are far from looking good”. Another one says, “Sometimes I need what only you can provide—your absence “. Being sarcastic is a nice and subtle way of telling others what you really think of them. It conveys the message very clearly albeit strongly but nevertheless the other person is able to understand your opinions about him or her. But there is another angle to being sarcastic. Some people say it is a defense against being stupid and sarcasm hides stupidity. There are any politicians who have given sarcastic comments on others. Read these interesting quotes on being sarcastic.