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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.

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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.

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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.

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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas.

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My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.

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I hate being in jail...I mean, school...

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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.

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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

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Sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.

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Being sarcastic is a kind of satire that if taken in a lighter vein is healthy and witty. But when it crosses the limit and tends to wound the feelings of other people, it takes an ugly turn. For instance, this quote can be taken lightly and laughed off” you were looking good from afar…now you are far from looking good”. Another one says, “Sometimes I need what only you can provide—your absence “. Being sarcastic is a nice and subtle way of telling others what you really think of them. It conveys the message very clearly albeit strongly but nevertheless the other person is able to understand your opinions about him or her. But there is another angle to being sarcastic. Some people say it is a defense against being stupid and sarcasm hides stupidity. There are any politicians who have given sarcastic comments on others. Read these interesting quotes on being sarcastic.