Sarcastic Life Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: 36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
 
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Suggest Revision: he chances of meeting someone with Barbie's human-scale measurements (36-18-33) is 1 in 100,000. The chances of meeting someone with Ken's is 1 in 50.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
 
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Suggest Revision: He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
 
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Suggest Revision: I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
 
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