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Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Girl please, your hair straightneris hotter than you.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Teacher: 'Why are you late?' Me: 'Why does it matter. You still get paid, right?'
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: No teacher, I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised.
 
Sniper_Alpacino_
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Suggest Revision: You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Josland quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
 
livestodance4211
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Suggest Revision: you call them swear words, I call them sentence enchanters.
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: If you need space, work at NASA.
 
candie_goes_rawr
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Suggest Revision: I did not hit you I simply high-fived your face.
 
Magic_Mike_2.0
 Tim Walters quotes  | added by: Magic_Mike_2.0
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Suggest Revision: You're not a Hater, your just a personal cheerleader.
 
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