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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
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