Adam Sandler Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I do die, itll be in America. And it wont be on a snowboard. Itll either be on a toilet or hanging from a belt, naked.
 
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Suggest Revision: I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters love Disney princesses. But you would be surprised at how good I look in a ball gown.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
 
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Suggest Revision: I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don`t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now I realize how ugly I am.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!
 
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Suggest Revision: I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing Maria from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
 
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