Sponsored

Popular Topics

view all

Popular Authors

view all

American Dad Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find American Dad quotes about:

American Dad Quotes About:

Sorted by: New American Dad Quotes | Most Popular

Total: 30 Quotes

Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Steve: I can't believe you muscled out your own son. You stink, dad. Stan: Oh, come on, what's more important, your hopes and dreams, or me making more than your mother?!

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Stan: You unionized the homeless?! Hayley: Yep, this is the Fighting Bums Local 302. (Bums start cheering) Hayley: Here are our demands. Stan: "Longer red lights at freeway off-ramps, free doggy day care, human dignity"? I can't meet these demands.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Man: Good news. Apparently, that batch of virus was inert, so that means... Stan: We're going to be okay. Man: Yes, although apparently your manners died years ago. (Pause) You're welcome.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Steve: I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin. Francine: Aw, sweetie, there was a 70-80% chance of that happening, anyway.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Stan: (After seeing Scab Bum) Who the hell is that? Steve: He doesn't have a name. Stan: What? Steve: He killed his own name.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up a bicycle.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Stan: Francine, I want you to stop this nonsense. Francine: "Nonsense"? This job is my career. Stan: No, my job is a career. This is just some silly housewife's hobby. Francine: Oh, yeah? Well, this silly housewife loves her "hobby." She's good at it. In fact, she kicks ass! So, her big career-man husband is just going to have to deal with it. Stan: I could have assassinated you! Francine: What? Stan: Nothing.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Man: You are all going to live... (Smith family cheers) Man: ... for 24 more hours. Which is just enough time for you to learn not to interrupt someone when they're talking.

American Dad quotes

American Dad quotes

(0)

Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!

New Updates! (5/18/2013) We've been working really hard on completing our membership system so you can submit quotes and keep track of them. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by American Dad and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest American Dad quotes first. Our goal is to have the best American Dad quotes on the web!

Quotes by American Dad

quotes by American Dad

Sponsored

Saturday, May 18

Today's most popular search phrases

1 Year Anniversary 2 Face A Real Woman Takes Care Of Her Man Abhay Best Whatsapp Status Bestfreind Birthday Birthday Cards For Him Birthday Celebrant To Good Friend Birthday Dedicatiom Celebrate My Birthday Cheers Clock Heart Beat Donna Noble Frank Ocean Lyrics Fuking Images Funny Baby Jokes Funny Bbm Personal Funny Whatsapp Going Back To Bad Relationship Goodluck Job Interviewume Haiir Happy Birthday To My Daughter Hitler In Tamil I Miss You I Will Let You Go Im Sorry I Did Wrong Invest Your Time It Wont Spank Itself Make A Girl Feel Beautiful Meek Mill I Used To Be I Use To My Parents Didnt Trust Me As If Next Time Love Not Getting Married Responsibility Of Young Generation In Acountry Rip Rush Maturity School Foundation Day Thank You For My Wedding Anniversary Till The Buzzer Rings Tough Decisions Unique Son Victor Havel When You Think You Have It Bad Your Always On My Mindholes Your Everything I Ever

Become a Member!

Gain access to thousands of new quotes only available to registered users.

Browse the site a lot faster with fewer advertisements.

Collect your favorite quotes to access and share at any time.

100% Free! We will never charge you anything and our content is completely user driven!

Sponsored