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Suggest Revision: One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
 
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Suggest Revision: The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books; how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
 
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 Life quotes 
Suggest Revision: I've done a lot of complaining here, but of all the things I've complained about, I can't complain about my life.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name
 
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Suggest Revision: I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
 
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Suggest Revision: Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
 
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Suggest Revision: Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
 
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Suggest Revision: Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
 
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 Teachers quotes 
Suggest Revision: Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
 
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