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Suggest Revision: Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
 
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Suggest Revision: Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ
 
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Suggest Revision: What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
 
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Suggest Revision: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
 
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Suggest Revision: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
 
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Suggest Revision: What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
 
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