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Bender (the Cartoon Character) Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Bender (the Cartoon Character) Topics
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What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
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What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
6 Likes
Who are you, and why should I care?
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
14 Likes
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Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
23 Likes
Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
11 Likes
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Life can be hilariously cruel.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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10 Likes
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That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
2 Likes
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
7 Likes
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
3 Likes
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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