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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.

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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.	724 up, 82 down

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I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

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If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

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You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

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Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.

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The thing I like to do best is my work for animals. Ive worked with LA Zoo and a number of other animal causes for years now, and I never want to give that up. Whatever I do will have to fit around that.

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As Good As It Gets, I turned that down...but it was for a very good reason. They had this adorable dog in it, but in one scene the guys goes down the hall and puts the dog down the rubbish chute. Of course it lands on some cushions and it's fine, but I didn't want to set that example, because you never know what nuts or kids will see it and think I can do that. The director said, 'The dog's fine, the dog's fine!'. But I said, 'I just can't do that'. Of course the film was a tremendous hit, but I didn't regret turning it down.

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I get a lot of mail, but I can stack those in stacks and throw this stack out without answering, and then I get to this stack. But if I punched the button and stored something in a computer, I wouldnt sleep at night wondering what was stored in there. Im a technological spaz.

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It is very silly. Youve had such an overdose of me lately. Im thinking of going away for a while.

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