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Suggest Revision: Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said, 'If God didn't want two homosexuals to marry, He never would have made old charming farmhouses upstate.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
 
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Suggest Revision: The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Suicide is man's way of telling God,
 
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Suggest Revision: Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
 
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Suggest Revision: Suicide is man's way of telling God,
 
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Suggest Revision: I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
 
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Suggest Revision: The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
 
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