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Suggest Revision: I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
 
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Suggest Revision: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
 
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Suggest Revision: It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
 
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Suggest Revision: The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
 
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Suggest Revision: If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.
 
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