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Boondocks Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr.
Boondocks
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I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a ni... borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he said the N-word.' It was how's a ni... gonna borrow a fry? ni... is you gonna give it back? -Mr. Peto
Boondocks
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B'yes! As a matter of fact I get to set the rules about what is appropriate to say and what is not appropriate to say! Forrrrr example: The other day a youth walked up to ME and asked "what it do?" He sounded like he was auditioning for a slave epic! Proper way to say that sentence is "What DOES it do?" I personally blame the MOTHER... -Bill Cosby
Boondocks
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I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise ya, you ni...s have nothin to celebrate. And no I won't get there with ya, I'm going to Canada. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
Boondocks
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You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner
Boondocks
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I'm paying 20 dollars for this nasty stale a.. bullshit popcorn, the least you can do is put the butter on it. -Grandad
Boondocks
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Well, I got somethin' here to give you, that's very near and dear to me, ya pi.p. These nuts, ni...! Gotcha, ni...! From beyond the grave, you'll never be able to get me back, ni...! -Moe
Boondocks
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Boy, you come straight out of a comic strip -Bushido Brown
Boondocks
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I smell you Robert! You's a bi...! You is a bi...! -Stinkmeaner
Boondocks
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You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of genitals: a vagina and a coochie? Oh, that's a conjunction! -Stinkmeaner
Boondocks
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It's my show bi...! -Bobby Brown
Boondocks
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Nyuggah! You better have insurance! a.. whoopin insurance! And you about to pay a deductable! -Stinkmeaner
Boondocks
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Whatever you do, don't tell my baby Jazmine. I don't want her to know her daddy was somebody's bi...! -Tom Dubois
Boondocks
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He's right, I hate Usher too! -Tom Dubois
Boondocks
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My little girls selling out for the first time I am so proud. -Tom Dubois
Boondocks
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Removing an evil ni... spirit from a negro is as hard as removing stink from a hunk of shit. We must use the tools that white God gave us to fight the ni.... Avoid conversation with the ni.... The ni... will lie, the ni... will make excuses, he will use words he doesnt know. If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance. OOOOH YES, theres powerful ni...dry at work here! -Uncle Ruckus
Boondocks
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Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack. -Uncle Ruckus
Boondocks
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In 30 years, that boy will be the President of the United States. And he'll still be a fu..ing idiot. Now, are we gonna have that drink or what? -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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