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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm tired of lying...I'm tired of pretending the show doesn't suck...I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. It's nothing personal...I just feel bad for him...he's saddled with such bad writing.
 
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Suggest Revision: As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male need to kill and win.
 
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Suggest Revision: I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.
 
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Suggest Revision: If people think I'm insane or if they don't think what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions...I'm going to live my life the way I want and I'm going to win every moment!
 
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Suggest Revision: I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm really starting to lose my mind. I'm ready to call anyone to help.
 
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