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Suggest Revision: Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
 
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Suggest Revision: We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
 
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Suggest Revision: Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
 
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Suggest Revision: When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
 
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Suggest Revision: As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
 
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Suggest Revision: Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
 
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Suggest Revision: I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
 
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