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Colin Mochrie Quotes & Sayings
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31 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Colin Mochrie Topics
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
Colin Mochrie
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When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.
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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
Colin Mochrie
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We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
Colin Mochrie
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To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.
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This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
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There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be s..y or interesting.
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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
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The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.
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Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
Colin Mochrie
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Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
Colin Mochrie
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Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
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My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
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My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
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Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
Colin Mochrie
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