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Craig Bruce Quotes & Sayings
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52 entries tagged including 6 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Craig Bruce Topics
Bombs
Pacifism
Conservatism
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Patience
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce
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Patience quotes
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
Craig Bruce
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
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When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
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When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
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When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
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Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
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The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
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Censorship quotes
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
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