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Dave Attell Quotes & Sayings
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5 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Dave Attell Topics
Dating
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.
Dave Attell
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell
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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Dave Attell
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