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 Famous Holiday quotes 
Suggest Revision: In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or to the atheists 'Look out for the wall!'
 
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 Profession quotes   Work quotes   Life quotes 
Suggest Revision: You should not confuse your career with your life.
 
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 Dance quotes 
Suggest Revision: Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
 
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 New Baby quotes 
Suggest Revision: The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
 
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 Funny quotes   Winter quotes 
Suggest Revision: The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter.
 
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 Funny quotes   Baby quotes 
Suggest Revision: If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
 
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 Funny quotes   Girls quotes 
Suggest Revision: If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 
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 Youth quotes 
Suggest Revision: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
 
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 World quotes 
Suggest Revision: The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
 
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 Work quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
 
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