Dave Barry Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
 
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Suggest Revision: You should not confuse your career with your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean,
 
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Suggest Revision: Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages
 
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Suggest Revision: I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
 
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Suggest Revision: I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
 
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Suggest Revision: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning
 
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Suggest Revision: To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
 
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