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Suggest Revision: You can become famous but you can't become unfamous.
 
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Suggest Revision: All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
 
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Suggest Revision: Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
 
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Suggest Revision: I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
 
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Suggest Revision: There was something really serendipitous that was happening, with some kind of energy that things would ultimately just work out, sometimes better than when you plan.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
 
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Suggest Revision: I see that they put every black man in the movies in a dress at some point in his career.
 
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