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David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings
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61 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
David Sedaris Topics
Computers
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The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing.
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When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard.
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
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When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.
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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
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Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.
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Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.
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People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself moving back. It's not that I hate the United States. I just always thought it would be a shame not to live in a foreign country.
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.
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I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.
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I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you?
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
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No one writes dialect better than Flannery O'Connor. No one should even try.
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I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking.
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I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.
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I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.
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It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
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