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Suggest Revision: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'.
 
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Suggest Revision: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
 
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Suggest Revision: Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
 
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Suggest Revision: I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.
 
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