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Suggest Revision: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
 
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Suggest Revision: Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.
 
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Suggest Revision: The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
 
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Suggest Revision: The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
 
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Suggest Revision: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase
 
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Suggest Revision: I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
 
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Suggest Revision: The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
 
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