Ellen DeGeneres Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: I want to be clear and here are the values that I stand for. I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated, and helping those in need. To me those are traditional values. That's what I stand for.
 
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Suggest Revision: Human beings only use ten percent of their brains. Ten percent! Can you imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other sixty percent?
 
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Suggest Revision: You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'm sick and tired of hearing about me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I get paid very well for an amazing, amazing life. I'm blessed.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just like observing people, it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for Ohhh my God, you're thin.
 
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Suggest Revision: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a Godmother, that's a great thing to be, a Godmother. She calls me God for short, that's cute. I taught her that.
 
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Suggest Revision: We're told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
 
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Suggest Revision: In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
 
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