TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Eric Cartman Quotes & Sayings
click me
31 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Eric Cartman Topics
Women
Obligation
QUOTES
Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
32 Likes
Sponsored Links
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
48 Likes
Bi...! Dont call me bi..., bi...!
Eric Cartman
25 Likes
Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
Sponsored Links
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
18 Likes
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
34 Likes
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
20 Likes
Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
42 Likes
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Eric Cartman
28 Likes
Sponsored Links
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
26 Likes
Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
14 Likes
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
10 Likes
Sponsored Links
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
16 Likes
The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
21 Likes
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
19 Likes
1
2
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Being A Man
Blessed
Empowerment
Faithfulness
Fake Friends
Fishing
Heartache
Intention
Learning
Life
Love
Magic
Nations
Potential
Remembrance
Shame
Temptation
Thankful
Trying Hard
Wisdom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™