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Suggest Revision: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
 
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Suggest Revision: Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
 
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Suggest Revision: The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
 
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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Suggest Revision: On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
 
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Suggest Revision: My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
 
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