Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
 
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Suggest Revision: God created man, but I could do better.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never have more children than you have car windows.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
 
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