Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
 
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Suggest Revision: The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.
 
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Suggest Revision: Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
 
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Suggest Revision: Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. ~Hans Christian Anderson When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say,
 
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Suggest Revision: Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
 
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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Suggest Revision: On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
 
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 Television quotes 
Suggest Revision: In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
 
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 Action quotes   Talent quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say,
 
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 Funny quotes   Ski quotes 
Suggest Revision: Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
 
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