Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
 
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Suggest Revision: Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
 
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Suggest Revision: vThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
 
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