Erma Bombeck Quotes & Sayings

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 Independence Day quotes 
Suggest Revision: You have to love a nation that celebrates its Independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
 
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 Humor quotes   Laughter quotes   Courage quotes   Reward quotes 
Suggest Revision: Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
 
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 Family Loyalty quotes 
Suggest Revision: Families aren't easy to join. They're like an exclusive country club where membership makes impossible demands and the dues for an outsider are exorbitant.
 
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 Carpe Diem quotes 
Suggest Revision: Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
 
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 Funny quotes   Thanksgiving quotes 
Suggest Revision: No One Diets on Thanksgiving. What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
 
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 Funny quotes   Running quotes 
Suggest Revision: The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
 
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 Funny quotes   Mom quotes 
Suggest Revision: My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
 
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Suggest Revision: When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
 
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 Funny quotes   Halloween quotes 
Suggest Revision: A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
 
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