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Suggest Revision: As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
 
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Suggest Revision: Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
 
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Suggest Revision: Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans
 
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Suggest Revision: If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal
 
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Suggest Revision: If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're going to America, bring your own food.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal
 
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Suggest Revision: Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
 
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