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Fred A Allen Quotes & Sayings
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14 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Fred A Allen Topics
Humor
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
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California is a great place to live if you're an orange.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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